She's dancing all across the room Shaking in tight blue jeans Looking like a rose in bloom You can tell she's only seventeen And when she moves her hips, It's very unsurprising That you might want to taste her lips, You feel your temperature rising It's a very peculiar feeling You got all your senses a-reeling You feel you're about to kneel - You're oversizing! Is it the light that shines in her eye Or the movement in her loose white shirt? You feel like you're soaring high You know you're about to squirt So throw her one of your lines If you dare She knows it's a bunch of lies But she don't care 'cause both of you want the same thing Can't you see she's dying for that sting That you're about to prepare In your underwear